A deliciously entertaining memoir about one woman's adventures in the student kitchens of the legendary French Culinary Institute--flavored with celebrity chefs, eccentric characters, and mouth-watering recipes.

To anyone who has ever dreamed of life in a French kitchen, imagining days filled with puff pastries and sips of vintage wine, Katherine Darling serves up a savory dose of reality in this funny, fascinating, and altogether delightful account of her time spent slaving over a hot stove, wrestling with veal calves, and cleaning fish heads at the French Culinary Institute.

As she goes from clueless amateur to certified Chef, Katherine and her quirky fellow students learn the secrets behind the art of French cooking--and frequently find themselves the objects of scorn and ridicule as their teachers wage psychological warefare over steaming pots of bisque. The kitchen, they soon discover, is no place for soft-hearted romantics. It's a cut-throat world and no one ever made a souffle without breaking a few eggs--or cracking a few heads together. From the basics to the final exam. Darling reveals everything that goes into the making of a Chef. Filled with delicious food lore and trivia, and including dozens of classic and original French recipes, Under the Table takes readers deep into the trenches of one of the world's most prestigious cooking schools--and shows what really goes on behind the doors of every great restaurant kitchen.